Kim Kardashian

Sparta's 300 couldn't keep me from slobbering all over that ass, Kim Kardashian.

Kylie Minogue

I would probably have to call in sick the next day due to exhaustion from fucking Kylie Minogue all night.

Helen Mirren

Helen Mirren, oh the things you could teach me

Scarlett Johansson

I'm just getting this one out of the way. YOU KNOW!

Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley wouldn't even have to finish asking me to fuck her

Tilda Swinton

Christ, I'd love to fuck Tilda Swinton

Rachel Weisz

You bet you're ass I'd fuck Rachel Weisz

Cate Blanchett

I would fuck Cate Blanchett