Bitches I'd Put It To: 2008

Thursday, December 4, 2008

I'd hit it from the back till I forgot the face.

If she promised me she wouldn't complain about it later to the press.

Mami, te quiero

Michael Douglas's wrinkled dick doesn't deserve to be anywhere near that fine Welsh ass.

Sparta's 300 couldn't keep me from slobbering all over that ass, Kim Kardashian.

I would probably have to call in sick the next day due to exhaustion from fucking Kylie Minogue all night.

Helen Mirren, oh the things you could teach me

I'm just getting this one out of the way. YOU KNOW!

Keira Knightley wouldn't even have to finish asking me to fuck her

Christ, I'd love to fuck Tilda Swinton

You bet you're ass I'd fuck Rachel Weisz

I would fuck Cate Blanchett