Marisa Tomei

I bet Marisa Tomei would be a pistol.

Wanda Sykes

Wanda Sykes likes women mostly. Not for long!

Lisa Lampinelli

Lisa Lampinelli likes black dudes mostly. Not for long!

Serena Williams

I'd hit it from the back till I forgot the face.

Katherine Heigl

If she promised me she wouldn't complain about it later to the press.

Penelope Cruz

Mami, te quiero

Catherine Zeta-Jones

Michael Douglas's wrinkled dick doesn't deserve to be anywhere near that fine Welsh ass.